Dilandu: (walks into a bar in Asteria, and sits down) Hey bartender, me and my Dragonslayers will have some drinks.

Mole-guy: Coming right up.

Migel: Do you think Folken will get mad Dilandu?

Dilandu: (smacks him) Of course not.

Mole-guy: Here are your drinks sir.

Dilandu: Thanks, put it on ,my tab.

Mole-guy: sir, but your tab is 999999999999 ¥.

Dilandu: (spits out what he’s drinking, then he smacks all the Dragonslayers) Nanimo, how can you guys drinks so much?!?!?!?!?

Migel: (already drunk) Hey Dilandu, why don’t you buy some more.

Dilandu: (smacks him again) don’t’ make me kill you.

Dalet: Why don’t you put it on Allen’s tab.

Dilandu: (about to smack him, then stops) Dalet you’re a genius, hey bartender put it on Allen’s tab.

Mole-guy: Okay, but he killed the last guy who did that.

Gatti: So, he can’t kill the Dragonslayers, even with that Van guy.

Dilandu: (smacks him) Don’t say that name, or I’ll have to kill you.

Gatti: Hai.

Mole-guy: okay then.

Guimel: Yeah, drink up everyone.

Dragonslayers: (toast) to Lord Folken and to Allen.

Dilandu: Don’t all of you get drunk, remember what happened last time.

Dalet: Oh yeah, we went around town and stole some stuff, then we got arrested by the Asteria guard, then (points to Dilandu) you ran around……

Dilandu: (smacks him) don’t remind me.

Dalet: sorry.

Dilandu: hey Chesta, why haven’t you said anything?

Chesta: (already passed out)

Dilandu: I can’t believe this, hey bartender can you watch him while we go around town.

Mole-guy: fine, but it’ll cost you, I’m no baby-sitter.

Dilandu: Kuso, what’s up with you and money.

Migel: Why don’t you just give him Chesta’s money.

Dilandu: Okay, it’s not like he’ll need it. (takes Chesta’s money and hands it to the bartender)

Mole-guy: Arigato.

(All dragonslayers, except Chesta leave)

Dilandu: what you guys wanna do?

Dalet: Let’s try and sneak into the palace.

Guimel: Let’s blow up stuff.

Migel: (drunk) Let’s find some girls.

Gatti: Well, whatever we do let’s hope it’s not a repeat of last time.

Dilandu: All of you have good ideas, but I’m going with Migel’s suggestion even though he’s drunk.

Gatti: Remember what happened with that Melerna a week ago, why did you try and make a move on her, I mean come on.

Dilandu: (smacks him) don’t remind me of that either.

Guimel: Well at least you tried, sure Allen would have probably come along, but you were lucky he’s in Fanelia.

Dalet: Doesn’t Melerna have a sister.

Dilandu: (smacks him) forget it.

Migel: (drunk) It’s okay Lord Dilandu. (then looks up at the sky and points) Nanimo?!?!?!?

(they all look as a pillar of light descends, and a mysterious girl appears)

Migel: Well that was easy.

Mysterious girl: Where the hell am I?!?!?

Dilandu: You’re in Gaea, and I’m guessing you came from the Mystic moon.

Girl: the mystic what.

Dilandu: (points to the sky) there.

Girl: Nanimo that’s the Earth.

Gatti: It’s nice you showed up.

Girl: why?

Migel: (walks over to her, and places his hand on her) we were just about to look for some girls.

Girl: (smacks him) don’t touch me.

Dilandu: (thinking) I like her already.

Girl: (starts hitting Migel)

Migel: Stop hurting me.

Dilandu: (grabs Migel, and smacks him a couple times) bakayaro, why are you so mean to her, she just got here.

Migel: I’m drunk, so sue me.

(Everyone except Migel falls down anime-style)

Dilandu: So, girl from the mystic moon, what’s your name?

All of the dragonslayers: (confused) (thinking) This isn’t dilandu.

Girl: My name is Jen.

Dilandu: Jen nice to meet you I’m Dilandu, and these are my dragonslayers.

Gatti: Hi.

Dalet: (waves)

Guimel: (smiles)

Migel: (unconcious)

Dilandu: the guy lying on the ground is Migel.

Jen: I see.

Dilandu: So, would you like me to show you around Asteria.

Jen: (thinks) okay I guess.

Guimel: What the hell are you gonna show her?

Dilandu: (smacks him) Isn’t something going on.

Gatti: yeah there is, there’s a ball at the palace, but you have to have an invitation.

Dilandu: okay, we’ll crash it then.

Dalet: (thinks) Dilandu sure acts strange around women.

Gatti: Well it’s harder than you think, there’s the Asterian guard everywhere, and you don’t want a repeat of last week.

Dilandu: (smacks him) I thought I told you not to remind me of that.

Dalet: Maybe we should go back to base.

Dilandu: (smacks him) what is wrong with you?

Dalet: I was just thinking that you act different when you’re around her and that you’ll do even crazier things.

Dilandu: That’s not true………….well maybe it is.

Guimel: (looks up and points to the sky) Not another one.

Migel: (wakes up, still drunk) Some more girls from the mystic moon.

(All of the Dragonsalyers and Jen get caught in the light and are transported to the Mystic Moon)

Dilandu: (looks around) where are we?

Jen: Yeah, I’m back home!

Dalet: So this is the Mystic moon.

Jen: Well yeah, but the people who live here call it Earth.

Dilandu: (thinks) Yeah no more Lord Folken to boss me around and no more Zaibach.

Migel: (unconcious again)

Jen: I guess I could show you guys around, but first you’re gonna have to get some normal clothes.

Guimel: But we’re soilders of Ziabach.

Dilandu: (smacks him) Listen to her damnit, she’s right, we can’t go around this place like this.

Jen: Yeah If you walk around with swords and clothes like that, you’ll get arrested for sure.

Migel: (wakes up) Where the hell am I? (looks around) have I died is that why this place looks so strange?

Dalet: We’re on the Mystic Moon, baka.

Migel: Oh okay, so what are we gonna do here, wait how’d we get here anyway?

Dalet: The same way she got to Gaea.

Dilandu: Shut up both of you.

Jen: Okay then, first give me your swords.

Guimel: but what if……….

Dilandu: (smacks him) I thought I told you to listen to her.

Guimel: fine. (hands his sword to Jen)

(All Drgaonslayers including Dilandu give her their swords)

Dilandu: (looks at her, and thinks) What is this strange emotion I’m feeling whenever I look at her It’s like?

Jen: (taps him on the shoulder) Dilandu stop dreaming and let’s go.

Dilandu: Oh yeah, you’re right. (turns around) Dalet get Migel off the ground.

Migel: ( drunk still) It’s okay I can walk. (gets up then falls down) or maybe not.

(they all walk into Jen’s house and Dalet carries Migel in)

Jen: Okay no one’s home, you guys can probably take some of my brothers clothes, I’ll show you where his room is.

Dragonslayers: (nod)

Dilandu: (stares at her, and thinks again) Am I feeling love or something, I’ve never felt this way before.

Dalet: Do I still have to carry him?

Jen: No, just drop him on the couch.

Dalet: (drops him on the couch) Damn, Migel how much do you weigh?

Migel: (passed out yet again)

Dilandu: forget about him for now.

Dalet: hai.

Jen: (walks up the stairs) follow me.

Dilandu: (runs up to her) okay. (turns around, and screams) I thought I told you all to listen to her.

(All Dragonslayers except Migel run up the stairs)

Jen: (opens first door to the right) okay here it is, don’t mess it up or he’ll kill me.

Dilandu: well, I’ll kill that bakayaro myself.

Jen: (looks at him strangely) I didn’t mean literally.

Dilandu: nevermind.

Jen: (thinks) why is acting this wa.y?

Dalet: (holds up a shirt) you want us to wear this kinda of stuff ?

Jen: (nods)

Dalet: You gotta be kiding this is the strangest stuff I’ve ever……….

Dilandu: (smacks him) just put it on, okay.

Dalet: (nods) hai.

Guimel: okay Lord Dilandu.

(All of the drgaonslayers change, Jen goes to see if Migel is still alive)

Jen: (taps Migel) Hello.

Migel: (jumps up and grabs Jen) Where the hell am I?

Jen: (smacks him) don’t touch me!!!!

Migel: (still drunk) Oh it’s you Dilandu.

Jen: No, I’m Jen.

Migel: But only Lord Dilandu smacks me, so you have to be him.

Jen: (falls down anime-style)

Migel: (looks carefully at her) your right your not Dilandu.

Jen: No, really………umm Migel, right.

Migel: (nods)

Jen: Can I ask you a question?

Migel: Sure.

Jen: Why is Dilandu acting so strange around me, does he usually act this way?

Migel: Well, he always screams and smacks us, but you’re the first person he’s ever been nice to.

Jen: (confused)

Migel: (with a drunken smirk) I think he likes you.

Jen: Nani?!?!?!?!?

Migel: What you don’t like him?

Jen: I don’t even know him, I like that he acts nice though, but he’s somewhat manical.

Migel: "manical" what’s that mean?

Jen: nevermind.

Migel: I do admit he is soemwhat crazy.

Jen: (falls down again)

Migel: Do I get to go with you guys?

Jen: If you can walk.

Migel: of course I can walk. (gets up and starts walking somewhat strangely) see I told you.

Jen: Whatever.

Migel: (trips over a table and falls on his face)

Jen: How many drinks did you have?

Migel: (puts up two fingers)

Jen: (falls down once more)

Migel: don’t worry I’m fine.

Jen: Okay, I’m gonna go see if they’re done.

(Jen walks up the stairs and knocks)

Jen: You guys done yet?

Dilandu: Almost.

Jen: Okay, come out when your done.

(Jen walks over to her room)

Jen: (thinks) How did this happen, first I get transported to a strange world, where I meet some strange guys, then we all get transported back here, plus the crazy one likes me, what a strange day.

(The door opens and the Dragonslayers walk out)

Jen: (walks over to her door and bursts out laughing)

Dilandu: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?

Gatti: (taps him on the shoulder) Lord Dilandu, you put your clothes on inside out.

Dilandu: (looks at his pants) Oh. (smacks Gatti) I’m going to go fix this.

Jen: (still laughing)

(Dilandu goes back into the room to fix his clothes problem)

Dalet: Why didn’t he hit you, you burst out laughing, if we did that he’d kill us.

Jen: (shrugs)

Guimel: I know why, he likes her.

Gatti: But Dilandu doesn’t like anyone.

Dalet: Well it looks like that has changed.

Guimel: So what do you think about it Jen.

Jen: I don’t really know him, all I can see is that he likes to smack and scream at you guys and he’s nice to me.

Dalet: Let’s just talk about it later.

Guimel: yeah, so where are we going?

Jen: I guess I can take you to the places I usually hang out at.

Gatti: okay, I was wondering does anyone here care that we’re not home anymore?

Guimel: (shakes his head) Not really, I was kinda getting tired of working for Zaibach.

Dalet: yeah same here, Lord Folken and Emperor Dornkirk pissed me off.

Jen: (confused)

(Everyone turns as they hear the doorknob turn)

Dilandu: better.

Jen: Yes, much better.

Guimel: So where are we going?

Jen: Well there is a kareoke contest going on at a club.

Dalet: What the hell is kareoke?

Jen: Well you pick a song and then you sing along and dance to it.

Gatti: Sounds fun.

Dilandu: (thinks) singing and dancing, that's not really me, but I’ll do it for her.

Narrator: (freezes time) as you can see this is not the Dilandu you would normally see, so I experimented by making him meet a girl, I bet you could already see that though, you must think this is somewhat strange, but it gets better so keep reading .

(Unfreezes time)

Jen: Should we bring Migel?

Migel: yeah, please take me with you, please.

Dilandu: fine.

Migel: Arigato.

Jen: then you have to get changed.

Migel: Okay. (jumps up and runs up the stairs, hits the door, staggers back, then opens it)

Dilandu: baka.

(Everyone waits for ten minutes then the door opens and Migel comes running down the stairs)

Migel: Okay let’s go.

Jen: Alright everyone let’s go.

(All walk outside)

Jen: Okay everyone get in the car. (points to the mazda in the driveway)

Dalet: (thinks) I don’t know what that thing is, but I’m getting in because I’ve been smack too many times tonigh.t

(All get in the car and drive off)

Everyone: (silent for now)

Guimel: (flipping off passing cars)

Migel: (looks out the window)

Gatti: (stares at the floor)

Dalet: (trying to stay awake)

Dilandu: (stares at Jen)

Jen: (wonders why she is driving these somewhat strange people around town)

Migel: (sees a bar) Can we stop here?

Jen: Why?

Migel: (points to the bar)

Dilandu: (smacks him) Baka, do you wanna get drunk again.

Migel: nevermind.

*Author’s note: I’m sure your getting tired of Dilandu smacking people by now, but I have to keep some of his traits, otherwise he’s not Dilandu anymore, okay.

(car pulls into a parking lot)

Jen: Okay, we’re here.

Dragonslayers: (all get out of car)

Jen: Okay guys don’t act too strange.

Dragonslayers: (nod)

(They walk into the club, Techno music blasting out of the speakers)

Guimel: What the hell is that strange noise?

Jen: music.

Dalet: this is music? (confused)

Jen: (nods)

Migel: I like this strange music.

Gatti: Migel, are you still drunk?

Migel: No, I think I’m sober.

Dilandu: Shut up both of you……(turns to Jen) so what are we gonna do now?

Jen: I’ll sign you guys up for the contest, okay. (walks away)

Dilandu: yeah sure. (turns to look at the dance floor, he sees someone strangely familiar looking)

Dalet: (turns and looks too) Hey Dilandu, haven’t we seen that person before?

Gatti: yeah, wait haven’t we seen that person next to her.

Guimel: yeah.

Migel: (looks) It looks like Van and that Hitomi girl.

Dilandu: Nanimo?!?!?!?!?!? (looks again) It is them, how’d they get back here I thought they were still on Gaea.

Gatti: Remember, Hitomi has that pendant.

Dilandu: Well I don’t care how they got here, now I will complete my revenge (grabs for his sword) oh, wait my sword’s at Jen’s house, kuso.

Migel: Besides Dilandu, if you caused a melee, then Jen would hate you.

Dilandu: What are you talking about?

Migel: You know what I’m talking about, you like her, baka, so don’t deny it.

Dilandu: (starts pulling his hair and playing with his scar) What is this emotion I’m feeling, tell me damnit.

Migel: Well I may just be drunk, but I think you’re feeling love.

Dilandu: I’ve never felt this way before.

Gatti: yeah we know .

Guimel: If you want her to like you don’t act like a maniac, okay.

Migel: (nods)

Dilandu: But Van’s here how can I not act like a maniac. (points to his scar) remember what he did to me.

Dalet: Well maybe it’s not Van, maybe it’s just someone who looks like him.

Guimel: I’ll go see if it really is him. (walks over to the guy who looks like Van)

Van: (thinks) hey that guy looking at me looks familiar.

Hitomi: What’s wrong Van?

Van: (points towards Guimel) doesn’t he look familiar.

Hitomi: (turns around) Nani?!?!?!?!?!? (whispers to Van) He looks like one of those Dragonslayers.

Van: (whispers back) Zaibach? Here? How?

Hitomi: (shrugs)

Van: This isn’t good.

Guimel: (thinks) I can’t believe it, it’s them, I better go before they see me. (goes back to Dilandu)

Van: He left, he must know it’s us, kuso.

Hitomi: Van, forget them, they probably don’t even have their guymelfs so we’re fine, besides you don’t wanna ruin the night.

Van: You’re right, but what if he runs into Allen.

Hitomi: Allen’s here, how’d he get here?

Van: He borrowed your pendant, then he sent it back.

Hitomi: Why’d he come here.

Van: You know Melerna and that Dryden guy, he just couldn’t stay there, so he came here.

Hitomi: So that’s why I couldn’t find my pendant.

Van: Okay, I won’t fight them unless they start it.

(they continue dancing)

Guimel: (runs back to Dilandu)

Dilandu: Is it them?

Guimel: (thinks) should I say yes or no? I know he’ll go crazy if I say yes, so no it is.

Dilandu: Well.

Guimel: (shakes his head) No, it’s not them.

Dilandu: (let’s out a sigh of relief)

Jen: (comes back) Okay guys the contest starts in 10 min., so don’t run off.

Dilandu: (nods)

Guimel: (whispers to Dilandu) Ask her to dance.

Dilandu: what?…oh, yeah, Hey Jen.

Jen: what?

Dilandu: would you like to dance?

Jen: (thinks) okay, I guess.

Guimel: (pats Dilandu on the back)

(Jen and Dilandu go to the dance floor, while the Dragonslayers watch on)

Gatti: I’ve never seen Lord Dilandu so happy.

Dalet: It’s strange watching him, it’s like he’s not Dilandu.

Migel: (finally sober) Yeah it’s very strange.

Guimel: Why are we watching them? You guys can watch, but I’m gonna go find someone.

Gatti, Dalet, and Migel: (nod)

Dalet: yeah Dilandu will be fine on his own.

Gatti: hopefully.

(Van and Hitomi see Dilandu and Jen dancing)

Van: Nanimo?!?!?!?!? It’s Dilandu.

Hitomi: he’s here?!?!?!? (Almost faints)

Van: Maybe we should leave.

Hitomi: But, we’re entered in the contest.

Van: Well, they haven’t started fighting or anything, so I guess we’ll stay.

Hitomi: Arigato. (hugs Van)

(The Dragonslayers walk around, trying to get someone to dance with one of them)

Guimel: Why will no one dance with me?

Gatti: (shrugs)

Migel: (dancing with some girl)

Dalet: How’d he find someone to dance with?

Gatti: I thought he was still drunk.

Guimel: I can’t believe this, the drunk gets a dance and I get no one.

Dalet: Oh well.

Gatti: Hey, shouldn’t the contest be starting soon.

Guimel: yeah, but who cares about that?

Gatti: umm…….I do.

Dalet: Today just gets stranger.

(A familiar voice comes over the speakers)

Voice: The contest will be starting shortly, all competitors to the stage.

Van: Is that Merle?

Hitomi: Sounds like her, but how’d she get here?

Van: She also used your pendant.

Hitomi: And you let her.

Van: Hey I couldn’t stop her.

Hitomi: She’s cat come on.

Van: do you know how much it hurts when she scratches you?

Hitomi: Oh, nevermind, well at least I have my pendant now.

Van: Well we better get to the stage.

Hitomi: (nods)

(Jen and Dilandu stop dancing and also head to the stage, as do all of the Dragonslayers)

Guimel: (whispers) Why I am I doing this again?

Dalet: Because if you don’t Dilandu will kill you.

Gatti: I’d say that’s a good reason.

Migel: This is gonna be fun.

Guimel: Migel are you still drunk, or are you high now?

Migel: Neither.

(All the competitors are now on the stage)

Van: (Turns and sees someone familiar) Is that Allen?

Hitomi: (turns) yeah, that’s him alright, but why’d he enter.

Van: (shrugs)

Merle: (walks onto the stage) Okay I’ll be you’re judge today, first let’s meet our contestants.

Dilandu: (thinks) How the hell did the cat girl get here, this just keeps, getting worse.

Jen: (taps him on the shoulder) Dilandu, are you okay?

Dilandu: yeah, I’m fine.

Jen: Okay, just making sure.

Merle: Okay our first contestant, Allen Shezar.

Allen: (just stands there, almost crying)

Merle: Okay, next Van-sama……I mean Van Fanel and Hitomi Kanazaki.

Van & Hitomi: (wave to the crowd)

Merle: Continuing on (looks at card) this can’t be right, we’ll I guess it is, our next contestants are Dilandu, Jen, Guimel, Gatti, Dalet, and Migel.

Dilandu and Jen: (wave)

Migel: (thinks) Allen, Van, Hitomi, and Merle are all here, this isn’t good.

Merle: Okay let the contest begin, Allen will go first, followed by the other contestants in the order they were called, oh yeah and win Van-Sama.

Hitomi: Why does she do that.

Van: (shrugs)

Merle: Okay, Allen you’re up, what are you gonna be singing for us?

Allen: (burst out crying) Why did Melerna leave me for that Dryden guy, why?

Merle: Well peps, you’re gonna have to wait a minute, I’m gonna have to force the contestant to sing, m’kay.

Hitomi: Van maybe you should talk to him.

Van: Hey I don’t wanna get involved with his problems.

Hitomi: Come on he’s your friend.

Van: Well let’s see what Merle’s gonna do, first…….fine I’ll go talk to him.

Hitomi: good he needs a friend to talk to after that.

(Van starts walking towards Allen, then stops when he sees the Dragonslayers)

Dilandu: (thinks) they’re all here, well I’m gonna have to control myself? (repeats) don’t act like a maniac….

Jen: Well, I’ve never seen something like this happen before.

Gatti: Guimel, I thought you said it wasn’t them?

Guimel: Well, I couldn’t tell.

Migel: Come on man, I was drunk at the time and I probably could’ve seen that it was them.

Dalet: Yeah, sure.

(Merle walks over to Allen)

Merle: Allen, don’t make me scratch you.

Allen: Merle, finally some one to listen to my pain.

Merle: I don’t wanna listen to your pain, you entered this contest, so you better sing.

Allen: Merle, she broke my heart.

Merle: Then why don’t you sing a song that has to do with that.

Allen: (cries) Merle your right that’s what I should do.

Merle: Okay, contestant number one, what are you going to sing? (turns to Allen)

Allen: (runs out of the club crying)

Merle: Okaythen, Van-sama…….I mean contestants number two, your up.

(Van and Hitomi walk over to where Merle is standing)

Merle: Okay, so what are you guys going to be singing?

Van: (turns to Hitomi) What did you wanna sing again?

Hitomi: umm…….I don’t remember.

Merle: (falls down anime-style) Okay then I’ll choose a song for you.

Van: Okay.

Merle: You guys will be singing Rhythm Emotion, by Two-Mix.

Hitomi: okay.

Merle: Ready, go.

Van and Hitomi: (singing and dancing) I’ve just been wishing the………..(the song ends and everyone claps)

Merle: Okay, good job contestants number two, Number three you’re up next.

Dilandu: Okay guys we can beat them.

Jen: Yeah, they won’t have a chance.

Dragonslayers: (nod)

Dilandu: (turns to Jen) wait a minute what are we singing?

Jen: (thinks for a second) Let’s see……..umm, oh yeah, Oops I did it again.

Dilandu: Nani?!?!?!?!?!?

Jen: Don’t worry just do what I do.

Dragonslayers: hai.

Merle: Now for contestants number 3, what will you be singing?

Jen: Oops I did it again, by Britney Spears.

Merle: (laughs to herself) okay, ready set, go.

Jen and Dragonslayers: (start singing, and dancing) Oops I did it again, I played with your heart got lost in the game, oh baby, baby……….

Migel: (jumps into the audience, and they crowd-surf him around)

Dalet: (singing loudest of all) I’m not that innocent!!!!!!!!!

(the song ends, everyone goes crazy)

Merle: Nani, how could they do that good, it’s not, not…………..oh good job contestants number three.

Dilandu: (stares at Jen)

Jen: (stares back)

(then they start making out on stage)

Dragonslayers: What the hell?

Merle: (walks over) okay, you two, stop that, or (claws retract) (realizes that they aren’t paying attention) Okay then. (turns to the audience) When I point to the contest, cheer for the act you liked best, the one that gets the most cheers ,wins. (points to Van and Hitomi)

Audience: (cheers fairly loud)

Merle: (points to Dilandu and Jen making out)

Audience: (goes insane, they drop the still crowd-surfing Migel on the ground)

Merle: Okay Contestant # 3 is the winner. (thinks) how could they not like Van-sama…….it’s all because of Hitomi. (runs toward Hitomi, then continually scartches her)

Van: Merle stop that.

Merle: she made you lose Van-sama.

Van: No.

Merle: (goes back to scratching hitomi)

Van: (pulls out his sword) don’t make me use this.

Merle: okay. (then runs out of the club, crying)

(all of the sudden a pillar of light appears, again)

(All the ppl from Gaea get caught in the light)

Dilandu: No I don’t wana go back. (reaches his hand out to Jen)

Jen: (screams) No Dilandu, don’t go!!!!!!!!! (grabs his hand)

Hitomi: (reaches for her pendant, to stop Van from going back, but finds it is no there) Nani?!?!

(in some alley)

Merle: (laughs like a maniac, as the light pulls her up) Now I can come back anytime I want!!!! (twirls the pendant in the air)

Jen: (manages to get Dilandu out of the light, but everyone else is sent back) (hugs him) I thought I lost you forever.

Dilandu: It’s okay, I’m here now. (thinks) well, no more Gaea for me I kinda like this Mystic Moon place.

TO BE CONTINUED…………